Memo To Pricey lyrics

It's like, I can't get past that S&M barrier. `Cause, I like, as I'm drinking something like whiskey or lager, it's actually painful to drink first of all.
Pour you a double?
Is that a double? You want a double ???
Cigarette?
I don't smoke, but, you know, er...
Crisps?
Four bottles of Malibu, Bob knows the address. A Malibu, a Coke and Chinese food.