Jones From Indiana lyrics

the product we refer to is well equipped
in the service abilities of your common woman.
though in our opinion (any many others)
we have manufactured her to be far surperior
to that of any common woman.
there are of course risks to be taken,
though we rarely recieve complaints from our clients.
(that unreadable fine print)
defective product
has been known to wreak havoc upon small villages and town folk.
(make that sweet green philiosophical love)
just sign here, initial here, then sign here, here, and here.
(your signature waives responsibility from jones inc.
we apologize for any inconvenience)
tweleve months later...
client: she's falling apart and she killed my dog.
sales representative: (silence)
client: you know that once she swan in beauty?
sales representative: that's true.
client: well, where did it go?