Beef Jerky lyrics

My weight is 300 pounds
My favorite is beef jerky
I'm a vagabond, I'm a vagabond
My mom says, You are kinky!
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
X4
Lay down here, baby
Just relax...honey
My baby horse is Jennifer
What a beefy hip!
She has a fine coat of fur
What shiny hair!
Who cares? I don't care!
A horse's ass is better than yours
X4
Let's eat carrots together until...
Let's eat carrots together until...